Top 10 Signs You May Have Missed the Church OF Groups Off-Ramp

Recognize any of these?

1. You’re still searching for a problem-free grouplife strategy.
2. Your menu of discipleship options looks a lot like buffet at the Bellagio.
3. Your senior pastor is committed…to giving every ministry an equal shot at the megaphone.
4. Your method of wrestling with the aligator is to call everything a group.  Abracadabra…we’re a church of groups!
5. You’ve become way more Calvinistic and now believe that the chosen make it into a group without your help!
6. You’ve found yourself thinking, “Man, the 50s were great weren’t they?”
7. Your leadership requirements include an application, a background check, a credit check, and two interviews…to be accepted as a group member!
8. You start new groups only when the existing groups don’t need new members.
9. You’re a big fan of church-wide studies like Hell: The 5 People You Meet When You Go There and How to Judge Like Solomon.
10. You’re hoping the Mayan’s were right!

What do you think?  Look familiar?